-Hello Linda.

Huh? Who's there?

-My name is TerdBurgler.

Hehe, that is a silly name.

-Yes, I know.

Where are you?

-I'm not really anywhere. I just am.

Are you... god?

-No. But I will watch over you wherever you go.

That sounds weird.

-Yes, I know. But I will always love you.

That sounds even weirder.

-Yes, I know.

You say that a lot. What else do you know?

-I know everything that will ever happen to you.

You do? Will I be happy when I grow up?

-...

-I sincerely hope so.

Can't you tell me what's going to happen?

-I can't tell you, Linda. You have to discover it for yourself.

Well... what do I need to do?

-Nothing, really. Just do what you would normally do.

Um... okay. What do I do if I ever need you?

-I will always be here, Linda. I will always be watching.

-...I'm so sorry.