I lied. I found this and I just had to post it.

This was improvised on the piano when I was without Internet for 5 frikkin' weeks, after I'd moved into the new apartment.
...I also on several random whims decided to try and improvise a few melodies you might know. See if you recognize them!

I'm still a very basic piano player, but it's alright.
This was recorded through a filter to reduce the audio static as I had to record it from my piano straight into the computer to get any semblance of alright quality. There's still traces of the static all over it, but hopefully it won't be too jarring.