Like a Ninja Turtle strapped to a Saturn rocket, Michael Awesomerocks sped towards Pewter City. Upon his arrival he pulled over his Katana and noticed something different about the town. He couldn't quite place his finger on it, so he read the welcome sign outside the city:

"Pewter City, The grayest city on Earth, wishes gym leader Brock O'Blahma luck in his presidency."

"That's right, this is Brock's home city!" Mike said to himself and made his way to the Pokemon Center. Inside he found a nurse exactly like the one in Viridian City.

"Welcome to our Pokemon Center! We'll restore your Pokemon to perfect health!" the nurse said.

"Okay!" said Mike and he handed over Hoshizamihirigami. She put the pokeball in a medical machine. A few beeps sounded and she took it out.

"Your Pokemon is fully healed!" the nurse said.

"Damn, that was fast!" Mike replied as he turned to leave.

"We hope to see you again!"

Mike stopped dead in his tracks, "You hope to see me again? This is a fucking hospital." The nurse just stood there and smiled sweetly. "Are you saying you want Hoshizamihirigami to get beat up again? What, do you fucking like me or something? Is this some kinda sick joke, cause bitch I ain't laughing." The nurse just stood there. Michael went outside to his bike and pulled out his sawed-off shotgun uzi. Then he ran back inside and put it to the nurse's face. "BITCH!" he said, "IF YOU FUCKING THREATEN MY POKEMON AGAIN YOUR FACE IS GONNA BE ALL OVER THE GODDAMN WALL!" The nurse was paralyzed with fear. "NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A MOTHERFUCKING SANDWICH!"

One sandwich later Mike was making his way to the museum. The doorman demanded $50 to get in so Mike called a local baptist church and told them a museum nearby was teaching science. Within minutes protesters and bible distributors had surrounded the building, closing it for the day.

Mike then rode to the gym. He got off his bike, went inside, and found some dork standing by a pillar.

"Hey! You're trying to be the Pokemon League champ right? This gym leader is Brock and he trains Rock type Pokemon, don't try to use fire types here!" said the strange man.

"Fuck off, bitch, I'll use whatever the hell I want," Mike said. He then encountered the first junior trainer.

"You're lightyears away from meeting Brock!" he said.

"Lightyears are a measure of distance you pillock, he's right over there," Mike slyly retorted.

"Brock stands for CHANGE! O'BLAHMA 08! GO! Sandshrew!" Out popped a little rat thing made of rock.

"GO! Hoshizamihirigami!" Mike said and Hoshizamihirigami came out.

"Sandshrew, use tackle!" The rat thing attacked Hoshizamihirigami.

"Charmander!" said Hoshizamihirigami, which is Pokemon for "Aw fuck no, bitch, you messed up ma colors!"

"Hoshizamihirigami, cap dat foo!" Mike said. Hoshizamihirigami pulled a nine out and blasted that nigga all over the gym. The junior trainer handed over some money and just stood there, not saying a thing. For once Michael was thankful for the other trainer's strange silence because he didn't want to be liable for paying to clean that mess up.

Another trainer ran up to fight but Hoshizamihirigami just capped his ass too so it was just Mike and Brock.

"I'm Brock, I chose rock types because I stand for rock hard determination!"

"I thought you stood for change..." Mike said.

"I stand for..." Brock squinted at a teleprompter on the wall. "...You don't believe in hope."

"Whatever, go Hoshizamihirigami!" Mike yelled.

"Go, Geodude!" Brock yelled and out came a big boulder thing with arms.

"Hoshozamihirigami, cap his ass!" Hoshizamihirigami fired at Geodude but the bullets just bounced off no matter how sideways he turned his gun.

"Geodude, rock throw!" Brock commanded as huge boulders came crashing around Hoshizamihirigami. Fortunately, the rock throw missed.

"Hoshizamihirigami, use scratch!" Hoshizamihirigami attacked the Geodude, but then...

"--HOPE! CHANGE! YES WE CAN!" Hoshizamihirigami's attack had no effect. He tried again and "--NATIONAL HEALTHCARE!" Again, nothing.

"Hoshizamihirigami, it's hopeless, we can never beat Brock O'Blahma as long as he has his brilliant speeches!" Mike said wearily. Hoshizamihirigami put his gun back in his pants as the Geodude tackled him head on, bouncing him against the wall and smashing one of the teleprompters.

"HOPE! CH-- umm...I uhh..." Brock looked for his back up prompter, "CHANGE! FOR THE FUTURE!"

Mike was struck by the thunder of the gods of thunder. So like, Zeus. Only instead of thunder it was lightning, so it made a thunder sound. And instead of lightning it was an idea, which kind of felt like being struck by lightning, except it didn't cause permanent physical disabilities, "That's it, the source of his power! Hoshizamihirigami, attack the teleprompters!" Hoshizamihirigami pulled his gats out again and shot out all the screens in the room.

"Charmander!" said Hoshizamihirigami, meaning "Goddamn, hit every one o' dem bitches, check out special agent Hoshizamihirigami, ladies."

"I uhh... we have to...stand...for the...umm...future of change is...what I mean to say...for the black community to...a series of tubes...I believe...build a bridge together..." Brock started to panic.

"NOW!" Mike yelled as Hoshizamihirigami loaded a grenade launcher onto his 9mm and fired. Brock O'Blahma and his Geodude were blown away, in fact most of the gym was. All that remained were a TM and a badge. Mike pinned the badge on his shirt, picked up the machine, collected Hoshizamihirigami, and headed for Mount Moon.