Voices, along with a sound not unlike the flapping of sails in a strong breeze, jolted Tankaa out of his nap. As his vision cleared, a pair of winged monsters plummeted from the sky and hovered awkwardly in front of him.

"From the sky we suddenly arrive!" shouted the pink flying monster in a feminine voice.
"And to the ground as a pair we dive!" shouted her blue, masculine counterpart as they landed in formation with much squeaking and rustling of plastic.
"To vanquish our natural foes."
"To strike down the enemy with mighty-"

"WE AREN'T READY FOR THE NEXT SERIES YET, GO AWAY! ...Stupid wyverns."

Ned and Kelly might be sophont, as hopelessly incompetent as they are. Blame the Sentient Engine Liberation Front.

Artwork, Tankaa, DFRC series © of me
Rathalos, Rathian, Jaggi, Monster Hunter © of Capcom

"Looks like Team Rathalos is flying off again!" ting!