I'm a bitch. Not a stark raving bitch like those whelps who squall about patriarchies and objectification. Not an evil bitch who makes your life a living hell.
But I'm still a bitch, and I love that about me. Fuck with my kin and I'll kick your ass. Waste my time and I'll tear your head off.
I'm also an absolute DORK who makes bad puns like the title of this submission.
Art by sabakusuna