This is Samson Marcus the St. Bernard. He is a fat lumberjack. Pfft is there any other XD

Age: 24

Height: 6'6

Weight: He doesn't own a scale so he doesn't know

Sexual orientation: Gay

occupation: Lumberjack

Samson is kinda lazy when it comes to everything but his job. He likes to eat, his favorite food is pancakes. And he actually has muscles.

He is a muscle gut. but he has moobs. I always dislike muscle guts with no moobs.

This fatass belongs to me