Faith by Gabriel Fauks on FA.
Faith: "Why am I four armed and three breasted now?"

Master RedWolf: "Master Janus thought you could use more training."

F: "Wait... Master Janus?!?"

R: "Master Kenobi was explicit in the line of succession."

F: "But but I'm like 120 years older than Janus."

R: "Yes, and you have much to learn, young padwan."

F: sigh "This is about the tea incident where he ended up a naga isn't it."

R: "Not just one incident..."

F: "Oh, I only know about the one time he got naga'd."

R: "Not just one person..."

F: "Oh, but Solace enjoys it, she has been stealing that tea from my quarters lately."

R: "Solace is also under my tutalage for similar incidents..."

F: "I see... My apologies then Master RedWolf"