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Richard had an insatiable appetite. It often got him in trouble during work hours due to him hiding snacks in his desk. His boss would scold him for the mess he'd make with crumbs and flakes of food.

One day he bought a bottle of hunger suppressors, to try to let him get through his day without concern of angering his boss. They worked rather well! He took one whenever his hunger became overwhelming and then, if it got near lunch time or quitting time, he'd hold off on them.

However, one day he forgot his lunch. "I guess I can just down a few of these." he thought to himself, failing to read the instructions on the label that warned of taking too many at once.

But alas, he downed at least 5 and soon found himself outgrowing his chair and clothes! His massive, growing butt slammed to the floor as the chair gave way beneath him.

How was he going to explain this to his boss?