Use them as gym equipment to perfect your godlike musculature! This way you can get even MORE twinks! It's a delicious, delicious vicious circle.

Desmond wandered once again into Stripes and Cobbie's place, like he does semi-regularly now. He found Stripes in the middle of his workout. He suggested spotting the stud, until Stripes showed him the size of the dumbbells he used, which made Desmond turn pretty pale.

The zebra then suggested something different, which, weirdly, wasn't sexual.

Desmond -> His player
Art by Eclipsewolf