Does not want to work. *sighs*

Does not want to deal with apartment inspection. *mopes*

*plops on your page to write instead* (I started this while at work while you were otherwise occupied. Yes, I've started a new story. No, I'm not sorry in the least. Yes, it's your fault.)

Clint had had a crush on Coulson for forever. He’d started trying to get Coulson’s attention, but it had not gone well. Clint had tried everything. He just could not get Coulson's attention. Coulson treated him like a competent agent, a rare thing in SHIELD with his background, but he never went beyond his professional barrier. Coulson wasn't like the others who found him annoying, but treated him with a cool professionalism when required to work with him. Coulson actually respected him, but the man was so professional it drove Clint up a wall when all he wanted to do was fuck Coulson against the wall.

Clint had asked Coulson out to dinner multiple times, but Coulson always had something more pressing, a valid reason to turn Clint down, any number of responses none of which were yes. Clint was seriously beginning to think Coulson was asexual as he’d never seen him with women and he was completely ignoring Clint’s advances.

Clint hoped for a mission just for the two of them. Maybe then Clint would be able to corner Coulson and figure out what was going on with the man. While it was absolutely true that the man had turned down every invitation Clint had given him for dinners, dates, and even straight up sex, he had never actually told Clint he wasn’t interested and that led Clint to hope that maybe his handler was interested and was just turning him down for other reasons. Now if only he could figure out how to get through Coulson’s professionalism, so that he could figure out what was really going on, he’d be able to come up with a decent plan.