His name is Wendell apparently. he looks like a Wendell? He’s a grumpy sourpuss and he likes bitter vegetables like kale. He can’t stand his food touching. He does not look like he enjoys life? he’s that person who goes to parties and then complains constantly at having to be there even though nobody really invited him, he just either showed up or it was because someone else tried to drag him along because they thought he could use some fun.

But. we. all. know. how. that. ends.