"Screw you, screw you, and screw you, and extra-double screw you for having an ugly rooftop..."

Rocquesanne continued her tirade against modern architecture by grinding a gaudy fast-food restaurant (and two more like it on either side) into the dirt. It was thankless work, stomping ugly and unfashionable skyscrapers and offices into dust, but that certainly didn't mean the Persian wasn't happy to do it anyway. After all, why else would this city be here except for the amusement of the one Pokemorph who actually mattered? Who cares what anyone else-

"Hey Rocq! Think fast!"

Rocquesanne immediately began an involuntary inhale, deep and long. Her body knew it was going to need every last cubic meter of air it could pull in for the exasperated sigh she was about to release.

Pamela. Again.

WHOMPF

"Taaaaag! You're it!"

"Pamela! Get off me, you fat stupid filthy-haired vermin, I don't want your hideous purple fur getting in my clothing! I'm busy trying to remodel this dump of a 'city,' go away and find some other superior feline to harass-"

"What's that, Rocq? It sounded like 'squeak, squeak, squeak,' to me! Are you trying to learn mouse?"

"Pamela! You stupid overgrown freak, get lost! Why do you ALWAYS have to do this, no matter how far away I am? I'm just trying to enjoy myself on this miserable dirtball of a planet by-"

"Oh hey, while we're both here, why don't we chat a little? We could swap hair tips- I know all sortsa ways you could perk up those tiny little fur strands you call hair- or maybe tell each other about our favorite restaurants- there's this one diner on campus with THE BEST cheeseburgers! Oooh, or you could tell me how you keep those claws of yours so shiny and black, so I could try it out on my much, much, much bigger and nicer paws and fingers!"

"PAMELA!"

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Normally when I draw, have an idea of who I'm drawing and what pose they're going to be in before I start. This picture started as a pose, and I let my stream viewers decide what to do with it. So it's another ruined rampage for Rocquesanne. You'd almost feel sorry for her if she wasn't such a jerk about it all! ...okay maybe not.

But yes, one curvy posing Pamela, one pinned cat, and a whole lot of hair.

Both Pamela and Rocquesanne belong to