"What's wrong? Don't be so surprised! I promised you I'd come to the ball looking as glamorous as a starlet... Well, stars are pretty darn huge, so a starlet's gotta be crazy-big too, right?"

• Pamela

Second of the New Year poll winners, and I'm happy it did win, as it's not often I get to draw a night picture. This is VDO's Pamela, all dressed up for a night out on the town... or continent as it may be.

The one good thing about Pamela's glitchy behaviour is that anything she destroys doesn't stay destroyed for very long, reality realises that something's a bit messed up and fixes itself.