"HEY! Outta the way, big girl coming through! Make room or make yourself flat, your call!"
Approximately halfway through 'HEY,' two huge black toes had rolled through Pamela's chosen galaxy chair, smushed her between them, and kept on going without a drop in speed.
"Tried to warn you, pay more attention next time you try to snooze in my roller path!"
Pamela flailed herself upright- or onto her stomach, at least- and squeaked in confusion as space hurtled towards her, propelled by swinging Lucario legs on oversized galaxy skates.
"Can't hear you down there, and not planning on listening anyway- too busy skating! Look, this is your own fault for not keeping outta my way, so you're the one who has to deal with it! Just stick there underpaw where it's safe for a tiny like you. Or watch and learn what a real skater looks like in action and enjoy the thrill. Or both. Whatever! I'm going back to focusing on blading!"
Peering over the steep edge of the Lucario's tall rollerblades, Pamela saw a whirling vortex of stars held together by who knows what. It spun like a hurricane, wheeling the massive (and massively rude) rollerblader across space at incredible speeds.
"Hah! Jealous of my wheels? I don't blame you, the scrawny one you were flopped in wasn't even big enough for me to notice in my way, much less use as a wheel! You need better taste in space accessories, mousey!"
Part 15, onwards we go, and it's time to bring out another obscure character! It appears Lucarina needed a new set of wheels for her skates, and just so happened to find JUST the right things. As for Pamela? Her R&R session seems to have been a bit rudely interupted! But hey, everyone doesn't mind a little ride in a skatergirl's boot, right?
Commissioned by <!Artie-p>