While our new zoo exhibit has fully recovered from her journey to the site, it appears our hopes that she would settle easily into captivity may have been overly optimistic. The specimen's behaviour so far has been erratic and destructive, and concerns have been raised regarding the safety of employees and visitors to the zoo. Current containment procedures appear to be adequate, however, and we are researching possible causes for the specimen's agitated state, with the hope of remedying this as soon as possible.
The leading hypothesis suggests that the existing diet regimen may provide inadequate stimulation for an active predator of this sort, and we will be experimenting with different approaches in the coming days. The exhibit herself claims that her behaviour is entirely due to being a "mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker", but our researchers have said there is no way to objectively verify this.
Art by Plaxtons-galaxy on Furaffinity.