"Ok villain, you got me. If you drop that paddle now and undo these cuffs I'll be sure the courts won't be too harsh on you. I am a hero after all and we heroes do escape these kinda things often...I-I'm being serious here."

I'm not sure how Dayken (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dayken), I MEAN Jade Justice, will get out of this one. Even if he got out of those cuffs it still takes him a lot of time and room to even stand up!

FA link: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18123285/