I will make the room up nice, put your insides all on ice.
It was real true love, it was real true love.

Close all the windows, put signs on the handles,
And strip down to my dun-dun-duns
You have gone so far, you have gone so far,
And tonight, it’s just me and the minibar.

I was so excited to do such normal things with you…

(thanks much to the bae jackalteeth for helping with some of the shading on this! he's awesome)