^w^; This is a Bleach Cracky-Cream. Please be advised of its non-canonical and alternate-universe-dependent nature.

Chapter 4: "Of Goobers and Psychos!"

With a very cray mouthful of a title, this is the OG "Cracky-cream" that I wrote in the long-long ago! "Crack, Science, Weirdass Events, and an Alternate Reality!" is the craziest, most irreverent, most ridiculous and humor-sprinkled of the lot. It's just one of those great Bad Jokes--and the best part is the joke's mostly on one of the most morally abhorrent Bleach characters out there! XD I feel no shame at all in having even himself from an alternate timeline jump in and be part of the joke! (Nice-Szayel loves the opportunity, being an equally avid fan of terrible and ludicrous crazytown things!)

Please be advised that while not all chapters will have it serious enough for Mature Content warnings there will be crude humor, dirty innuendos, outright cussing and sailor-type speak, and Bleach-style dead-guys-with-swords-n-powers fighting including blood and peril. Read at own risk. :3