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Art by    Rhaenjarr, co-starring    shewhoisji

This is not a belated Christmas piece; this is an on-time piece for Birbmas, which runs from December 24th to January 12th, or whenever the special festive birdseed runs out.

Birbmas festivities include impromptu, raucous "caroling" bridging a wide variety of tunes, lyrics, and decibels all at once. Scrooges may call it "earsplitting" and "noise pollution," but these are mostly silly mammals who don't get the Birbmas spirit of loudness and having an excuse to do bird things enthusiastically in all directions.