...You'll never get the look you wanted if you're so busy panicking. Look, you've already mostly petrified, and you've ruined yourself. Oh well, I suppose we can find a place to display you somewhere..."

Original by Shadowpelt and Neondonkeykong: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13046814/

It was a randomized commission, and I didn't discover I was actually really fond of petrification until much later.