If you weren't born with it
You can buy a couple ornaments
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
'Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual
You can always call up a professional
They stick pins in you like a vegetable
Kids forever, kids forever
Baby soft skin turns into leather
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
No one will love you if you're unattractive
Lyrics (c) Melanie Martinez
decided this picture worked better with the lyrics
see original colors here: https://sta.sh/0dqogsbnj1s
Jo and art (c) me