I am Chris.
I animate and, to a lesser degree, rig characters in Autodesk Maya.

SHARK!

What's your real name?
Chris

How tall are you?
5'11"

What's your natural hair color?
Balding at a young age... I mean, brown.

What's your eye color?
Brown.

What's your orientation?
Straight.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single, at the moment.

What do you do in your spare time?
Play video games, talk with friends.

What's your job or occupation?
Unemployed 3D animator.

What do you like about yourself?
I'm nice and caring a lot of the time.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My dislike of driving, and the nervous tick I get when I'm driving or doing something I really don't want to be doing. ;-;
(The nervous tick is a constant urge to crack my right shoulder and neck. It sucks!)

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
"Oh! Thank goodness! This one has skin."

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
To quote Sgt. Nicholas Angel from the movie Hot Fuzz:
"I'm open to the concept of religion, I'm just not entirely convinced by it."
But until I am convinced: Naturalism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalism_(philosophy)

Do you drink?
Nope.

Do you smoke?
Narp. (Nope.)

What are your major fears?
Never getting a job I love, never getting to live my life with someone I love, dying, getting a life-threatening disease.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To work in the games industry or at Rooster Teeth.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Crush: many.
Ex: currently 2.

Who's your best buddy?
I have 3 best buddies, 2 of them are Deja Blu and Sopikachu.

What's your favorite dish?
A big juicy cheeseburger, soft tacos, pizza or sesame chicken.

What's your favorite drink?
Coka-cola.

What's your favorite color?
Blue or Orange... And not because of Portal.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
To create illusions or holograms. (Essentially 3D animation or movie visual effects projected in real life.)

What's your favorite movie?
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy. Ah... Fantasy adventure at it's finest. :)
And The Hobbit Trilogy is shaping up to be a close second, if not tied.

What's your least favorite food?
ONIONS AND GRISTLE. They gag me when I bite into them.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Currently: 2007 Kia Spectra.
Would like: An Autobot, so it could drive itself or a Covenant Phantom from Halo.

What is your most disliked bug?
Stink bugs. Get out of my house...
Also anything that can sting or bite me, and bugs that like my face for some reason. >.>

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I can't think of any.

What do you dislike in life?
Greed and political corruption. And that there are no jobs in the games industry for junior level animators.

What do you love in life?
Friends who care about you, and who you care about back.