This is fairly old (script very much so) and it's also pretty rough, but I think it's quite funny so I hope some of you enjoy it.

Bit at the end (after the beep) would be from later in the episode, assuming I ever get off my arse and finish the full thing.

Oh, and yes. The president's voice is pretty much Futurama's Nixon. I got into the studio with no idea what voice to do for him and that was the first that came to mind. Any alternative suggestions would be great for if I did the full thing (or hell, might even have someone else be the president. Any volunteers?)