I am fat dog who likes the vidya, the vorin, and the roundness

What's your real name?
Josh

How tall are you?
5'7''

What's your natural hair color?
Dirty blonde

What's your eye color?
Blue

What's your orientation?
Slightly complicated question for me. For the most part, Gay, but I've found recently that I have a big thing for BBW's as well.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single

What do you do in your spare time?
A lot o' gaming, being lazy, eating, more eating, more more eating, movies

What's your job or occupation?
I just moved, so I'm between jobs at the moment!

What do you like about yourself?
My size! This is an odd thing, I know, but I quite enjoy big a big'un.

What do you dislike about yourself?
A lot of other things, too many to discuss here.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Uh... my appetite?

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I don't have a damn clue, I just have no desire to think about religion at all

Do you drink?
When I want to, I can drink like a sailor.

Do you smoke?
Thanks to this amazing, cancer-free device known as an E-cig, I don't smoke cigarettes anymore.

What are your major fears?
Heights, rejection, homelessness

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Right now, my goals are small.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
A few ex's, and a -shit- load of crushes. Far too many of you are far, far too sweet.

Who's your best buddy?
Too many to list.

What's your favorite dish?
SUSHI. I can live off that shit, if I could afford it.

What's your favorite drink?
Bawls

What's your favorite color?
Blue!

If you had a super power, what would it be?
To be as stretchy as my character 8D

What's your favorite movie?
Donnie Darko

What's your least favorite food?
Cooked spinach

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Whatever the pred had eaten previously ;)

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Nothing at the moment, I mostly just use buses. Cheaper and safer. Had I the choice, I'd drive a nice, simple honda or sedan

What is your most disliked bug?
BEES

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Willful ignorance, drama-storms (hah, go figure) and children (sorry, I'm the oldest of five, and had to help raise them WHILE growing up. I've had my fill.)

What do you dislike in life?
In life? I don't dislike life, aside from the fact that money is so required to be happy.