Based on a conversation with a friend regarding a meme going on around Tumblr (and perhaps elsewhere, although I'm not positive on that front) of Starfleet First Officers writing bad fanfic featuring their captains. Hilarity ensued.

Suffice to say, Lupin is not amused at finding out the one featuring her and some unknown female, perhaps her first officer.

Goddammit, Blaire. First rule of writing: make sure you spellcheck that shit!