The Bathurst 1000 is one of Australia's most prestigious races -- 161 laps around a track that is guaranteed to cause you a lot of pain if you put a wheel wrong.

Fortunately, I've got a bit of local knowledge -- fresh from his own co-driving stint, spicybershark is giving guidance on the other end of the radio while I'm throwing this heavy Supercar through the Dipper...

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