"Honestly, it's not even...wait..."

A soft snicker is heard in the background as a great revelation quickly dawns upon Maddi.

"PENELOPE! You frog-snogging bint," screamed Maddi to the source of such stifled laughter. "It's not even July!"

"SnnrrkBwaaHooHohhHaa!" erupted Penelope joyously; her stomach aching from all the pain-inducing mirth.

It would appear that her licentious prank had gone off without a hitch, much to Maddi's chagrin. :)

Anyway, my half of an art-trade with SpiralingStaircase.

Maddi, a reluctant waitress at a restaurant known as Juggalos, has been duped into wearing something patriotic for Independence Day; even though it isn't even July yet. Maybe next time, she won't be fooled by such sensuous chicanery. X3

By the way, in case anyone was curious, Maddi here is actually British; which I imagine makes her gullible gaffe sting all the more. X3

Maddi copyright SpiralingStaircase
artwork copyright SatsumaLord
background image copyright its original owner