"Giant breasts I can understand, but a giant butt too? That's just ridiculous."

My half of an art-trade with LazyBucket.

Why is it every single spellbook in the world seems to have at least one spell that'll either give you a) breasts the size of SUVs, b) a butt that could easily crush three people, or c) both? I mean really, what kind of practical use does such a spell have? And don't even get me started on the various idols, pendants, talismans and rings out there. Honestly, what kind of perverted wizards and mages lived back then? =P

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