Cfz2014 Flash Fiction Winner by RickGriffin

Cfz2014 Flash Fiction Winner

RickGriffin

3 July 2014 at 18:14:33 MDT

Image for Shep Shepherd, winner of Confuzzled 2014’s Flash Fiction contest!

I bought you from some bloke
who said you’d do the washing up
--what a bloody joke!

The minute you got wet,
you bust your neural net.
It blew up half the house,
which made me quite upset.

I ought to take you back
and ram you up his arse so hard
he has a heart attack,
but everytime I try
I cannot find that guy.

Why did he sell you to me, why?

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    I know it isn't; but, that looks like King in the lower left-hand corner of the panel. What is this from? It looks interesting.