Long story short, I was in another car accident on the 27th. Fortunately, I was literally parked outside my physical therapist's office for an appointment, so...
At the end of the session she hooked me up to the e-stim, and you need to tell them when you start feeling the electricity. We spent a solid few minutes going back and forth with her asking with increasing incredulity, and me saying that I couldn't feel it.
Finally the other doctor came over and helped sort out what was up with the machine, but I had a good moment of, "I THOUGHT I WAS PARALYZED AND MOVING AROUND, DON'T DO THAT TO ME!"
You gotta laugh.
Self and Art (c) J. Fitzmaurice