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My 10 least favorite subspecies from Monster Hunter by Rathaloshunter16

My 10 least favorite subspecies from Monster Hunter

Rathaloshunter16

My least favorite/hated subspecies from Monster Hunter in unspecific order.

  1. Gold Rathian, Gold Fire Wyvern, Golden Moon. I can´t stand Gold Rathian, she loves to spam her poison attacks and she loves to stay in air! Are you Rathalos or Rathian?! Stay on ground so I can fucking bounce off and get poisoned by your cheap tail attacks!

  2. Silver Rathalos, Silver Fire Wyvern. I too hate Silver Rathalos by the same reason I hate Gold Rathian, the bouncing off is not fun because you can get hit while you recover from it! And your weapon has no enough sharpness to get past that metal hide! What I should do?! Cart three times?! Yeah no, not going happen! and armor is gray and that´s boring, I love Valstrax´s because it has bit more color in its armor and it wasn´t chore to make its armor.

  3. Nightshade Paolumu, Floating Sleep Wyvern. I fucking hate this piece of shit! It took me almost 50 minutes to murder this bastard that carted me least once because of that cheap sleep gas that it loves to spread around! It made me fall asleep and then dashed on me! Carting me! That´s unfair! And question... HOW I MAKE THIS FUCKER LAND?! NOTES DON´T TELL ME WHAT IS WAY TO MAKE IT LAND! IT IS FLASHPOD?! IF IT IS! TELL IT AND DON´T MAKE ME THINK HOW I SHOULD BRING IT DOWN!

  4. Viper Tobi-Kadachi, Flying Poison Wyvern. Viper Tobi-Kadachi fucking loves to spam his poison moves! It´s hard to avoid those attacks and making me waste all my Antidotes because it loves to use its poison feathers so much! Come on, give me a break! Armor is ugly as hell so not much to tell about it.

  5. Desert Seltas, Axe Beetle. Fuck this piece of shit! Like Viper Tobi-Kadachi, he LOVES to use his status element move. and guess what he sprays out of his butt? PARALYZING BOMBS! And he will do it alot! ALOT! Paralyzing you like bitch! I haven´t luckily fought this bastard so much so... yeah, I am otherwise okay.

  6. Red Khezu, Charging Wyvern. Red Khezu is actual Khezu but its subspecies because actual white ones are more common than this piece of shit! It´s just Khezu that was thrown into red paint bucket! It has nothing new to give! It has no theme, no new moves! NO NOTHING! You are failure Khezu line! Gigginox line did good job fixing your mistakes!

  7. Black Diablos, Black Horn Wyvern. Black Diablos isn´t exactly a subspecies but female Diablos in heat! She will be running your ass down! She is stronger and faster, she loves to dig and jump onto you! And having Diablos and Black Diablos in same area will be chaotic because you are trying to survive from being charged by these two.

  8. Green Plesioth, Green Water Wyvern, The Tide, Master of the Giant Lake. Green Plesioth is nothing more but Plesioth that got some green on its blue parts and it loves to stay on land, it will come on land when enraged, otherwise it´s same old Plesioth with same problems as always.

  9. Purple Gypceros, Strange Poison Bird. This subspecies´s poison hurts without armor that resist poison! It can flash middle of beak attack! And it will be playing dead as regural Gypceros. But if there is something I love in this monster it´s colors, purple and green, those go so well together. I recomment you to bring Ioprey armor because it doesn´t drain your stamina like bitch unlike Gypceros armor does.

  10. Black Gravios, Black Armor Wyvern. Gravios was already tanky son of bitch, and Black Gravios turns it to eleven! It loves to use its laser moves alot more and quest with frenzied Brute Tigrex and this monster wasn´t fun at all. And this monster has SO MUCH HEALTH! You better break its back to make safe to attack its underbelly and break it to deal SHIT TON OF DAMAGE. Seriously, it´s its weakest spot so it will go down like bitch when you wreck that fleshy spot. And it´s looks gross when you reveal more of it, the bones.... it´s so disturbing.

Gold Rathian, Silver Rathalos, Nightshade Paolumu, Viper Tobi-Kadachi, Desert Seltas, Red Khezu, Black Diablos, Green Plesioth, Purple Gypceros and Black Gravios belongs to CAPCOM.