You are my tuxedo and I'm ya bowtie
guys I have this song stuck in my head
youtu.be/Cqz713hhz1Y

This is a lame drawing sorry

So this little hoe, pathogenss, deserves a round of applause.

She’s a nice human bean and she’ll play animal crossing with me and she’ll battle starter Pokemon with me. She’ll text me when I’m at school bored out of my mind, and she’ll struggle to stay awake to talk to me which is pretty funny.

But besides all of that basic bitch stuff she’s really rad.

A couple weeks ago I lost some people and was a bit down and wasn’t talking to anyone.. and I check my phone and see she had called and left a really long message to me asking if I was alright and all that which no one had ever done before… not even people that live around here. No one had done that and I was a ninny and teared up, it was really emotional and gay and whatever but I really appreciated it.

And before that I was all feely and shitty and she pops up outta nowhere and is like “hello, here is some friendship” and I was like “Wait… you’re actually being nice to me something is wrong. This is not how friendship works.” But it is?? People are nice?? Whaaaaat? Crazy.

Anyhoo bitch. I appreciate you.

AND BONUS! I know your boyfriend thinks I’m gay, so if he wants MORE proof he can look at this and cry like a ninny again. I’mma steal yo gurl

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Moose and art by Rainbow-Moose
Arctic Monkeys belong to themselves
Iron Man belongs to Marvel