Because you're a skunk.

This is my Pokesona, Dorian. Say hello.

Dorian
Female
Skuntank #435
Fat and sassy

If you draw her butthole I swear to god I'll slap you. (I'm talking to you, FA)
Read this:
Unlike its pre-evolution and real-life skunks, Skuntank spray this from its tail tip instead of the base.

Bullet; Purple Bullet; Red If you guys have skuntank or stunky on X, Y, Alpha Sapphire or Omega Ruby and you'd like to trade them with me I would love you forever. I need my skuntank army to grow <3
Or if ya wanna battle me, hit me up too ;3

Art and Dorian belong to me
Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and game freak