If you know me, you know I have an unironic love for 70s porn posters. 99.9999% of the time they're better than the actual porno they advertise.

This is a parody/homage of the poster for "Velvet High" - http://wrongsideoftheart.com/2010/05/velvet-high-1980-usa/

(and yes, I went through all that trouble to find close-enough fonts)