Originally posted on FA on Oct 31st, 2015 12:51 PM

"Hello, miss. May I help you?"

"Yes, I'm here to apply for the modeling job."

"Ah, the one for my Life Painting class?"

"Yes, that's the one. I admit, I was a little surprised at the... specific requirements you had for applicants."

"You're wondering why I asked for a predator?"

"Yes, sir."

"Well, as I'm sure you know, miss, this school is predominantly attended by prey species; many have never even seen a real predator up close before, much less had an opportunity to paint one. I would like my students to broaden their horizons and paint a subject that they wouldn't have a chance to otherwise. Of course, I will expect you to act professionally and refrain from devouring any students or faculty while you're on campus for the job. Don't come to my class hungry. Do you think you can handle that?"

"Hmm..."

"Miss?"

"Sir, I can make sure I'm not tempted to eat any of your students and give them a chance to paint a 'real predator' at the same time."

"Excellent. I'll see you in my class tomorrow morning at 7:30, then."