"Happy Birthday your Majesty, Your Public Awaits"
Girl, we've got work to do
Pass me the paint and glue
Perfect isn't easy but it's me
When one knows the world is watching
One does what one must
Some minor adjustments darling
Not for my vanity but for humanity
Each little step a pose
See, how the Beauty shows
Sometimes, it's too much for even me
When all of the world says yes
Then, who am I to say no?
Don't ask a slut to strut like a showgirl
No, girl, you need a pro
Not a flaw or a frown, take a peek at that crown
La, da-da, dee, dee, da
Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas?
Unrivaled, unruffled I'm beauty unleashed
Jaws drop, hearts stop, so classic and classy
We're now talkin Danny
La, ah, ooh, aroo
Though many covet my crown and robes
They're barkin' up the wrong tree
You pretty guys all over the city
I have your hearts and you have my pity
Pretty is nice, but still, it's just pretty
Perfect, my dear,........is me....................................