The boys and I have been introducing a friend to Attack on Titan, and I’d totes forgotten how much I love watching the human-controlled titans move. I also forgot how Eren’s titan form has always been strikingly attractive from certain angles, uhh… and how some of those features reminded me of someone.

And that’s… That’s it. This is my human design of an NPC from an online dragon breeding game as a monster from a horror anime. I can’t defend myself, so I GUESS I JUST WON’T.

Except that, hey. Imagine the property damage. This guy just going for a powerwalk would breathe so much new life into the dragon economy.