You’ve got the look that makes detectives itch!
A mouthful of thunder in feverish pitch
A cross between Satan and a Gucci witch
Your disposition would make Hitler flinch!

OKAY. FINE. FRICK. I finished my witchsona. A month late.

For some reason I never expect good, sane things to come from my hypothetical interactions with magic. I’m a born nurturer, so naturally that’d mean raising demonic plants and giving roadkill a second life as part of my unspeakable body modification.

(Also, I’m giving Twitter another try: https://twitter.com/Psshaw)