She takes a stool and asks the bartender for 5 beers. The bartender says "Holy shit! Where's my camera!"
to which the heron replies, "Honk!"
Comedy gold.
A trade with bombird, because you ALL know herons are alcoholics in whatever form.
Oh yeah, and those 5 beers are hers. Better not try to take one if you know what's good for you.
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