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~~ INTERVIEW WITH GLYNNE HEWYNSDÒNNIR! ~~
The rich, beautiful and yet elusive lady who gets all of the admirers, the spotlight of any gala night, the main guest of any show… you may have gossiped about her, you may have tried to be like her, but only we get to be with the real one!
(Interviewer) First of all, it’s a pleasure to have you here, Mrs. Hewynsdònnir!
(Glynne) Oh, the pleasure is all mine… but please call me Glynne… [smiling]
Yes, as you wish… so, Glynne, let’s start with the basics: where are you from?
I come from the Highlands, in Scotland, as it is called by most people. A very nice place, really. So much so that I try to go back there once a year every year just for the nice landscape and fresh air, although the locals are also deserving of a visit as well…
Do you mind being more specific about your birthplace?
A bit actually… [giggles] You see, it’s sort of my secret haven, away from the spotlight, where I can enjoy some time for myself only and relax. For now, I’ll just say that you could find me swimming in one of the many lakes…
…and you swim like that perhaps? Naked?
[laughing] That’s for you to find out, if you manage to catch me…
Fair enough… although I’m not done teasing you if personal questions; for example, how old are you? It may seem a trivial question, but it actually puzzles many people because you look way too young given what little is already known about your history…
Oooh? Is that so? Or you’re curious to know if I have a special secret for staying young, uh? [smirking]
I… am only curious Glynne…
Well then, guess my age if you can… and I shall tell you how close you were to my real age…
Ok… I’ll say that you look like you’re in your twenties, but from the info I had gathered about you, you must be at least well into your thirties…
Umpf, quite the diplomatic answer, eheheh…
[whispering] I’m actually in my early forties.
But it’s true! And I don’t even use cosmetics… [making a coy smile]
Woah, now that’s a surprising fact! Anyway, you mentioned earlier how people of Scotland were deserving of a visit as well… were you thinking of anyone in particular? Family? Friends?
I… no, I wasn’t thinking about anyone in particular, they are all nice people really. I do have family of course, and don’t get me wrong, we’re still in good relationship, but… we each have our own lives now, so we don’t meet often. We’re not a big family anyway…
Would you like to tell us more about your family? I know I’m getting nosy here, but I’m asking on behalf of all our readers…
Watch out to not push your luck too far one day… Just to satisfy your curiosity, I’ll say that I used to be married a long time ago. Sadly, my husband has always been suffering from an incurable condition that made his health deteriorate inexorably… he was only 31 when he eventually passed away. I miss him sometimes… I owe all my fortune to him after all. That, and my dear son Fabian… but please, let’s change subject now, ok?
Oh, surely… I’m sorry I had to make you bring that up. Moving onto the main issue of this interview, I believe many readers will be surprised to see in photo what you’ve been concealing under the skirt this whole time… Why have you been hiding the fact that you’re a Satyress?
Glaistig to be precise… and honestly there isn’t a very special reason to it. In fact, I feel silly now that I say it [blushing]. I used to be very shy and insecure around humans when I wasn’t so wealthy and famous, partly because my kin were a bit wary of them… understandably, since they hadn’t forgotten about the Extinction War. But I was told I looked like a cute human girl from the waist up back then, so I just began to cover my furred legs and hooves to fit in. It even seemed to work too, so it just became a habit.
Did anyone ever find out? And how did they react?
I would always reveal my true self to all my closest acquaintances, eventually. Very few of them told me that they had already figured it out on their own though. So, the majority of them were usually quite shocked by the revelation, as you could expect. Yet none of them held negative feelings towards me afterwards. Although some people left, and I have never heard of them ever since [giggles].
Oh yeah… In fact, there once was this guy I had hooked up with in a disco, many years ago… He seemed to be really interested in me despite not knowing each other very well, so I gave him a chance… and invited him to spend the night with me at my place. He was very excited to find me nude in my bed, waiting for him… but then, when he raised the bedsheets, he… was visibly displeased [laughing].
Poor guy, I bet he now has one heck of a story to tell all his friends! Having posed naked for our photographers, does this change anything for you?
Yes… for the better.
You see, I might have used to be shy and insecure, but now I am a grown up, accomplished lady who wants to leave the past behind… and I don’t want to give the wrong impression of hiding myself for who I am. I am comfortable being myself, if I keep dressing in human fashion is just because it’s part of my style now. Thus, posing for your magazine is my way to say to the world “hey look, this is who I am and I don’t need to hide my Glaistig features to be self-confident”.
That’s great to hear! With the past left behind, what are your future plans now?
I’m not a very good planner, so we will see [giggles]… I tend to live in the present rather than planning for the future. If anything, I am growing fond of paintings, sculptures and artworks in general lately, so you might expect to find me in art galleries and auctions more often. I feel like there are many artists out there who don’t get enough recognition for their talent. Maybe my art collection will one day be big enough to become a museum, who knows? I would be delighted to be able to do so.
Interesting! Final question: we couldn’t decide between red and green as the colour of this month’s cover, until you intervened and suggested to choose green. Why?
Because I have a special connection with the colour green. It isn’t just my favourite colour, but some of the things I like the most are green as well, such as gardening for example, and I think it conveys a sense of tranquillity, yet also being lively… Green is the colour of my eyes and fur as well, and even my species’ blood is green… so you could say that green it’s literally in my veins! [smiles]
Fascinating! Unfortunately, this ends our interview… thank you very much for coming Glynne! Perhaps we could get the pleasure of meeting you again one day? I bet people would pay a lot of Gilds for a “Glynne Hewynsdònnir’s calendar”…
Who knows? Eheheh…
Writing and editing by me
Original artwork by adalfyre
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