Eyeball jerks! Ok, well what would you call them Mr. Smart-Guy? I don't know what the heck they are but they seem untrustworthy. Not that I can prove anything, but I wouldn't turn my back on em' for too long. They don't seem to eat, don't make any noise and can definitely keep an eye on things for you. Seriously though, don't come blamin' me if it turns your guests into stone.
A new batch of these squinty dudes is available now in my shop!