Beast Man was one of the He-Man figures that nobody around these parts had back in the Day. I never really liked him much because he's was just a dopey ape in the Filmation cartoon. However the most recent action figure is pretty cool. I don't have it but I like the pictures of it. Dunno if I want him... kinda in the way I've never seen " Top Gun ". I dunno if I wanna see it now cuz if I saw it, I could no longer say I've never seen " Top Gun ". I wouldn't be able to say I never had a Beast Man action figure. I'd lose my charm.

I think I made him look cool though. Didn't think I could make him look cool actually. How can you not look cool though, with a big, blue, satanic ... medallion...wall-clock around your ... pelt?