I don't know how to rate this.

So my uncle got a new puppy and named her Lucky. She is not at all.

It's 09:16 at the time I'm writing this, and she's been barking since at least 02:00.

And it's not like my parents or uncle are helping. You know, because it makes no sense that a man should take care of and clean up after his own dog.

Advice: If you ever want puppies, let the first one settle into the new home first, and then get a newborn. Don't chew me out for saying that, PETA, but it's the truth.