NOW AVAILABLE FOR COMMISSION TAKING!

Behold this Page and know ye my Greatness!

I am Pazyryk (known to my associates as Pat. Other monikers: Commodore, The Captain, Leftenant, The Commander, Commissar, Booze Fox and the Electric Dynamo). I am originally from Oklahoma but currently residing in Phoenix, AZ. Current occupation: Adventurer.

Things that the Commissar Approves of: alcohol, history, weapons, Being Irish!, drinking, video games, propaganda, purging, explosions, pudding, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, things of a nautical nature, accordions, alcohol, tobacco, ADVENTURE, cheese, politics, MEAT, violence, blood spray/splatter, beer, alcohol, Manliness, handlebar mustaches, being dapper, C|:{ , sausage, sauerkraut, and, of course, alcohol.

Things that the Commissar Disapproves of: Gayness( gay as in anything lame, pretentious, and unoriginal), non-alcoholic beverages, baby furs, emos, anything cute, counterrevolutionaries, electronic music, people that bitch about insipid pointless things, and diet soda.

I have great plans for the future and will one day be the greatest and most popular artist the Fandom has ever seen with legions of fans that will do my every bidding. I possess impeccable taste and class and my breath is always minty fresh. I posses many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. I wake up every morning and piss pure Excellence. To know me is to know Bodacity Incarnate.

Me and Comrade host CФMMЦИIST PДЯTУ at Further Confusion, your favorite party!

My now defunct account on the VCL http://us.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Patryk-Tyranus/

I make immigration to Glorious People's Weasyl!

Basically FA sucks so I'm coming here. Current submissions are just some old stuff from my account the FA. Check it out if you want to see more.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/commissarpazyryk/

New artwork to come soon.

If you like picture, give to me moneys and I make you picture too!