February 5, 2015 at 14:37:40 UTC
Starsage
R.S. Dawgstein cues the music:
These are the voyages of the multi-grained ship 'Wonderbread'.
Its Before-Expire date mission: To explore strange new Toasters, to seek out Lettuce and new Condiments.
To Boldly Go Where No Salami has gone before.