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Coming in last and giving no fucks by Nyaasu

Coming in last and giving no fucks

Nyaasu

2 March 2014 at 21:10:06 MST

Ok so when I was a kid, I didn't understand the NES game Excitebike.

I would pass every fucker from the starting line, and a whole bunch of weirdos who were magically ahead of me, and still I'd come in 3rd at best.

At some point, since I couldn't figure out how to play the game "the right way", I decided to play it my own way, which was to just massacre every other racer as brutally as possible. I figured out that stopping short in front of other racers made them crash, and if someone fell on the track ahead of me, nothing pleased me more than to run them over. Yeah, it takes you out, too, but it's all about the horrible satisfaction I felt when I did it.

Now, of course, I know that Excitebike is not necessarily a RACING game, it's a TIME TRIAL game, and also, the B button is a turbo. That helps you not suck as much. But sometimes, I still play it my way.

Also, I don't remember exactly why, but I REALLY had it out for "the blue guy", and I still do. For some reason, I feel more the need to destroy him than anyone else. So. He's featured here. ...kind of.

Sora (c)Disney/SquareEnix
Excitebike (c)Nintendo

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    Probably cousins of Turbo.

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      xD Could be! I thought about the similar outfit while I was drawing it. It's very Turbo!

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        Turbo's family is every 8-bit jerk character in video games. The Biff Tannen effect.

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    This picture... Excite Bike... YES! YES is the word for this X3

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      xD xD xD I'm glad you like it!

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    Haha, this is great! I also never understood Excitebike, that game made me so mad. XD Crashing into the other racers sounds way more fun.

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      Oh it is. xD

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    Ah, the best way to play many games is "your way." Whatever your way is depends on the person. For example, in GTA: Vice City I'd land with helicopters on dinky's. Pointless? Yes.

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      LOL, yeah, that sounds about right! :D