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INTERESTS? WHAT ARE THOSE AND CAN I EAT THEM

Weeeell I do this really rude thing when I'm on my computer for long periods of time where I pull up my knees and slouch. Haaaaht.

I like to draw on bananas. And also on my tissue boxes. I made a banana into a dog once, it was awesome.

Clip art makes everything shit.

STUFF I LIKE.
Cheesy puns for restaurant and store names. Like "Lunch Thyme" and stuff like that.

I like it when people start singing along too early in a song and it's really awkward.

I like it when children say things that are absurdly embarrassing and out of line in public and their parents have to apologize. Like if they are brought to the store and suddenly interject "YOU'RE UGLY!" at the cashier lady.

I like when, at the zoo, they say "Sorry guys, it looks like Martin isn't coming out today."

STUFF THAT DON'T FLY.

Crappy summer movies where the highschool dropout is a failure at everything except for singing or dancing. "I may not know math, but I can DANCE!"

(I'm also sooo tired of the Gangnam Style stuff uuugh)