August 20, 2015 at 04:14:17 UTC
...that I'm an actual fruit dragon made of dragonfruit!
Anyone want a piece? Oh no worries, I regenerate pieces eaten, and I feel no pain from it.
andyesifyoueatpartofmeyou'llgetbehomothlyfattoomaybeturnedintoafruitaswell.
Art by ThatFatDrolf