Yeah, I totally stole it from korpinkorva, just because she's awesome and why the hell not :P

What's your real name?
Call me Mark, that's convenient :P

How tall are you?
Around 185cm (6 feet, I suppose?)

What's your natural hair color?
Black, DARKER THAN THE NIGHT ITSELF, MUAHAHAHA :>

What's your eye color?
Dark brown

What's your orientation?
Meh, I dunno. Probably bisexual, 80\20 towards females. Yep, don't let all the stuff I post confuse you - I'm pretty straight-ish.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single & not interested

What do you do in your spare time?
I usually spend it playing computer games, hanging out with friends and reading books :3 All the usual stuff.

What's your job or occupation?
I'm still a student on my final course of university, but I'm working as a legal adviser. It's pretty fun, as for me :v

What do you like about yourself?
Well, despite being a whiny little bitch at times, I'm trying to be soft, polite, understanding and forgiving person. It works. Sometimes.

What do you dislike about yourself?
As stated above, I'm a whiny little bitch :P Also, I believe I should get my PhD at holding grudges, since I'm a real pro at it :> Nothing to brag about, yeah.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
"Wow, did you know that you look a bit like young Gerard Depardieu? :O"
XD

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Nah, religion is just not my thing.

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Do you drink?
Of course I do, I also eat :> Takes a huge chunk of my wage, but I grew to cope with it.
But srsly - I do. Cider, red wine, Irish cream.

Do you smoke?
Nah, and I never did.

What are your major fears?
I dunno... Probably losing an ability to enjoy things that I love the most? This includes losing friends, relatives, all that stuff. Also dying.
Yeah, sounds boring, I know. I don't have any phobias \ fears other than that.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Nah. Probably moving to a better place. I live in a shithole of the world (and I don't mean the whole country - just my home city).

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Crushes? Hell yes.
Ex? Also yes, multiple times.
I really suck at these kinds of relationships :P

Who's your best buddy?
Probably a friend of mine, who's a little goofy at times, but we've been through some tough stuff together and managed to stay close to eachother.

What's your favorite dish?
Ooooh, this is a hard question. Probably chebureki \ khachapuri \ shishkebab (google it if you don't know what is it :P)

What's your favorite drink?
A simple cup of dark tea with a piece of lemon. Heck yes, tea.

What's your favorite color?
Take a guess :P
BLUE.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
AN ABILITY TO PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE VIA TCP\IP.

But srsly - probably something that manipulates people. An ability to hypnotize people in a blink of an eye, or something like that.

What's your favorite movie?
Big Lebowski :P

What's your least favorite food?
FIIIIIIIISHHHHHH. Bueah.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I dunno, but I would prefer something extra-spicy :3

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Nuthin. Maybe a bicycle.

What is your most disliked bug?
Do mosquitoes count as bugs? If they do, I FUCKING HATE THEM, UUUUUUH!

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
WINKING AS IN "IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" AND FINGER QUOTATION MARKS. >:C

What do you dislike in life?
IT ENNNNNNNDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS.