... in a bunny kingdom, lived three... Yes, bunnies.
It's a love triangle, really. The knight loves the mutant jester gal. That plump bunny has her eyes on the king, though. And the king is not into women, but after our brave knight.
And that isn't even all that there is to their predicament.
But as they say... That's a tale for another day, not for tired bears at 4AM.